Some important thoughts on the world:
I was listening to the 885 Essential XPN songs countdown today and they said, “This countdown is sponsored by Canada Dry.” This struck me for two reasons: 1) Who drinks Canada Dry? I was unaware the product was still on the market. 2) What’s with the name Canada Dry? I should start a beverage line under the moniker Mexico Wet. That at least makes some sense.
Why is the speed limit never 60 mph? Why do we prefer our speed limits in odd increments (55 and 65)? Is it because 5 rhymes with drive and we can write rock songs about it?
Why don’t we wash our toothbrushes? We wash everything else? But not the thing that we daily use to clean our mouths. Seems odd.
This made me laugh out loud. Rock on, Gaaaa.